That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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