I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
