I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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