i would punch a child for taco bell
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
a search helicopter?!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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