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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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