i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize