I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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