Having a random hookup so left but love u
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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