you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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