we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He felt like a one man threesome
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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