You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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