dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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