At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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