well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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