Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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