i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
