if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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