I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
