Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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