drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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