she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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