3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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