I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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