Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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