Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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