The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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