I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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