You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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