the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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