If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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