shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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