Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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