she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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