I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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