She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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