Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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