need another drink. this is the easiest way
My room smells like vodka and shame
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Randomize
