I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
