That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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