We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you will always have a special place in my vag
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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