So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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