And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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