The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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