We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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