It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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