Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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