i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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