um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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