...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Come on in and take your pants off
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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