He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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