If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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