Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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