You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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