they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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